300 Paddle T-Shirt — "Still Fucking Terrible" Pickleball Tee
Black / S
$34.00
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A laid-back, garment-dyed tee with an irreverent pickleball message that reads: "$300 PADDLE. STILL FUCKING TERRIBLE." The bold typography and playful paddle-and-net illustration sit front-and-center on a heavyweight, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton shirt. It arrives with a soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit thanks to the after-construction dye and tubular knit. This shirt feels like the one you reach for after a long weekend of matches — part joke, part badge of honesty — and it wears comfortably through rallies, drinks at the court, and slow Sundays recovering from a tournament. Available in many colors and sizes, it keeps a vintage-soft hand while holding up to repeated washes because of double-needle stitching and durable construction.
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Pickleball humor; bold typography and paddle/net illustration; garment-dyed soft texture
Target Audience: Casual pickleball players and court regulars who enjoy sarcastic, sports-related apparel
Occasions: Post-match hangs, casual court days, pickleball tournaments, sports-bar meetups, player birthday gatherings
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) available S–4XL
- Sewn-in label and choice of 62 colors to match court style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
300 Paddle T-Shirt — "Still Fucking Terrible" Pickleball Tee
$34.00
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Pickleball humor; bold typography and paddle/net illustration; garment-dyed soft texture
Target Audience: Casual pickleball players and court regulars who enjoy sarcastic, sports-related apparel
Occasions: Post-match hangs, casual court days, pickleball tournaments, sports-bar meetups, player birthday gatherings
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) available S–4XL
- Sewn-in label and choice of 62 colors to match court style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean