Paddle, Please makes pickleball tees, embroidered hats, and stickers for players with a sense of humor and a slightly questionable backhand.
Our inspiration comes from expensive paddles, cheap excuses, bad knees, and doubles partners who become lawyers the moment a line call goes against them. Add a dirty joke or two, and you’ve got the idea.
Our designs mix bold lettering, American retro style, and jokes that get a laugh on the court and a raised eyebrow at the family barbecue. Wear one on your shirt, throw on a hat, or put a sticker on your car. Consider it a little introduction before anyone meets you.
Shopping for your pickleball-obsessed buddy? We’ve got something that says, “I know you, and your third shot still sucks.”
Bring your paddle. We’ll bring the bad influence.